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[reargunner]

Not sure if you're trying to insult me or not there, Jacob.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

If you can't tell, then it wasn't a good one.

Nah, no insult this time. Just facts.

[reargunner]

Don't really want to be compared to the wardens I think are fucking assholes to be honest. Kinda insulting in any respect.

Besides, don't think it works as a metric. Most wardens are just as messed up as inmates are and a good chunk of them could use a stint on the other side of things. If only to get the sticks out of their asses.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Hey, I didn't say the ones you think are assholes. I like some of those assholes.

You're right about that, though. But that's a lot of sticks to get through.

[reargunner]

What can I say. No accounting for taste.

I would be more than happy to source the required stick removals to get even half the egotistical wardens here off their high horses.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Really shouldn't mix protology with equestrian sports.

Seems messy. Is it worth it?

[reargunner]

I've been learning to ride. I think I could handle it.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Yeah well stay away from my ass!

What are you doing up so late anyway?

[reargunner]

One of my partners is a vampire.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Yeah, mine too. But he doesn't have to sleep in the day.

Actually

he doesn't really sleep.

Does yours?

[reargunner]

If I get in bed with him during the day I have a hard time getting back out again.

He clings like a vice. It's fucking adorable.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

He's so goddamn little!

You could just pick him up.

[reargunner]

I do.
Usually when he's awake though.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

That's so fucking cute. You sap.

I just get one on each side, both wanting to fucking cuddle.

[reargunner]

Used to get that when Blitz was here. Florian can take up enough room on his own even with how small he is. You'd be shocked.

But what I've got with Florian stays way, way separated from what I've got with Ethan.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Huh. That makes sense.

I can't do that anymore. They do and it's alright, but I don't.

[reargunner]

Couldn't do it the other way. Was hard enough getting what I've got.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Hard how?

[reargunner]

'Cause Ethan made a massive fucking mess of things when he brought Norton into the picture, to begin with.

And then falling for so hard for Florian like this was definitely not something that *I* planned. It wasn't even something I thought I wanted.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Shit hits hard like that. And you don't even know it.

But you deserve to have a way to keep that, you know. So take the fucking deal when it comes.

[reargunner]

You're not going to let this go are you.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Nope.

[reargunner]

Ugh.

Fine.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

You typed out ugh and I swear I could hear that from here.

[reargunner]

Good, that was exactly what I wanted.