weaponwithoutpurpose

weaponwithoutpurpose

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From:

handleyourshit

Mm. I do like the sound of that.

You know what a safe word is?

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

I do.

From:

handleyourshit

Well.

Maybe we can have a little more fun with this than I thought. And I was already looking forward to it.

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

When are we bringing this to him?

Edited Date: 2024-12-07 02:23 pm (UTC)

From:

handleyourshit

I doubt Faerun has Christmas, and I don't want it to just be you and me in it.

Use the solstice?

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

...I don't know when that is.

From:

handleyourshit

December 21st.

Longest night of the year, on Earth anyway.

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

Yeah? Good. And if there's fuckery, we will figure it out after?

From:

handleyourshit

You mean if one or all of us slides sideways?

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

No, I mean if we all turn into Christmas trees and start singing carols against our will.

From:

handleyourshit

Oh.

As soon as we can afterwards.

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

Solstice it is, then.

...I've never done anything like what the fuck I'm doing here. I hope you know that. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing half the time.

From:

handleyourshit

What do you mean? What you're doing here?

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

No.

The sex.

It's not that deep.

From:

handleyourshit

Part of the fun of the sex is learning.

What are you concerned about?

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

[He clears his throat, a little awkward.]

Doing something stupid.

From:

handleyourshit

Doing something that we think is stupid?

Or something you think is stupid?

[She doesn't ridicule him, doesn't laugh; her voice is steady as she clarifies what his fear is.]

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

You. Both of you.

From:

handleyourshit

Well, I can't speak for Astarion, even though I'm pretty confident he'll agree -

Part of being comfortable together is being able to laugh together if something ridiculous happens. If you mean stupid as in asinine, just try not to double down and we'll figure it out with a little grace and a little patience.

That's everything. Sex, and anything else that is 'that deep.'

From:

weaponwithoutpurpose

Yeah, alright.

[Despite the words, it's not dismissive. The one is grateful, a little breathless with it.]

Never really had to worry about this before.