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sixfeetofdirt - Shortly after Jedao's post re. the Cabinet of Peturbation - audio
pharadyne - Hours after the Cabinet of Peturbation
inthebiblicalsense - Audio
reargunner - audio;
handleyourshit - [ Private | Audio ]
weaponwithoutpurpose - Nsfw from here
weaponwithoutpurpose - Nsfw from here
handleyourshit - [ Audio ]
weaponwithoutpurpose - NSFW up in here
handleyourshit - [Backdated to March 27]
reargunner - a few days after pairings, once he's over his hangover
reargunner - text;
madaboutit - After Astarion's graduation/disappearance
handleyourshit - Text
reargunner - text;
cameclosest - private audio
reargunner - text;
madaboutit - After Sebastian murders
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Shortly after Jedao's post re. the Cabinet of Peturbation - audio
Date: 2024-12-08 05:50 pm (UTC)Did you get caught up in that business with Justine?
Re: Shortly after Jedao's post re. the Cabinet of Peturbation - audio
Date: 2024-12-08 06:18 pm (UTC)No. I've been asleep.
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Date: 2024-12-09 12:07 am (UTC)Re: Hours after the Cabinet of Peturbation
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Date: 2025-01-05 11:24 pm (UTC)And maybe this isn't him romanticizing Jacob following the discovery that he's a very good kisser. He's not allowed to think about that any more so he should just stop.]
Jacob, is this a good time? I was hoping I could ask you for a bit of advice.
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Date: 2025-01-05 11:25 pm (UTC)Me?
Why me?
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Date: 2025-01-17 04:16 pm (UTC)Hey, got this urge to hit something really, really hard and nothing in the gym is fitting the bill if I wanna keep blood off the equipment. Any ideas you could share?
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Date: 2025-01-17 04:21 pm (UTC)Enclosure.
Me.
Pick one.
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Date: 2025-02-04 09:35 pm (UTC)Then she's walking up to the deck and she stumbles across a scene straight from home, and abruptly she's retreating to the nearest safe point and using the key she keeps in her inside pocket to let herself in, hoping Mae is in her crate or out wherever Jacob is. The important thing is a sturdy, locking door she can close behind her first.
The second is a text.]
Where are you? Are you okay?
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Date: 2025-02-05 02:41 am (UTC)at astarions
where are you?
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Date: 2025-02-25 05:21 pm (UTC)Jacob sits back, propping himself up with one hand, and simply takes him in, watching him admiringly. His free hand, calloused and rough, brushes along his smooth, cool skin, flicking a thumb past his nipple.
"You're so goddamn gorgeous," he chuckles. "I just want to fucking bite you." He laughs, moving in for a kiss instead.
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Date: 2025-02-25 05:26 pm (UTC)Astarion laughs warmly into the kiss, shivering at that touch. His nipple peaks up under Jacob's thumb.
"Definitely rubbing off on you," he murmurs. "Do it. Leave a mark on me, mm?"
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Date: 2025-03-24 06:11 pm (UTC)Jacob doesn't intend on stopping. He gently slides a hand down between Astarion's legs, never moving from his mouth. He isn't leaving here without fulfilling everything he wants.
"You can bite, if you want," he murmurs, deciding that's an adequate reason to break his word.
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Date: 2025-03-24 06:41 pm (UTC)Arousal comes effortlessly, every intrusive thought washed away by the influence he's under and the sweet weight of Jacob's hand.
"Thank you-"
He bites without further hesitation, moaning and writhing at the taste of blood on his tongue. There's a richness to it, a complexity of flavour like the finest wine, clear on his palate in a way he's never experienced before.
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Date: 2025-03-27 01:31 am (UTC)[She sounds... strange. Lighter than usual.
Or maybe less heavy.]
It's not the earth I was expecting but I bet we can still find a penthouse.
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Date: 2025-03-27 02:10 am (UTC)Re: [ Audio ]
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Date: 2025-04-12 02:50 pm (UTC)He lets her stay there a moment, enjoying the press of her hips until her words really sink in. He unzips her jeans, hurriedly trying to shove them down. He's not in the mood to be coy and teasing.
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Date: 2025-04-16 03:24 am (UTC)When he gets there, it'll be to the banks of a dark river so wide it would take ten minutes for even a strong swimmer to make it across, swift moving and warm, a thick Amazonian canopy of trees overhead. There's a wide, flat barge tied up to the sandy bank, and a twilit sky visible through the few gaps where the leaves don't reach.
She did string up some lights on poles - dim enough not to ruin their night vision - around the edges of the barge. She did not warn him that Astarion would be there too, or that there would be a large hole cut into the center of the boat with a net secured in it - a receptacle for anything monstrous they might want to keep track of once it's caught.
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Date: 2025-04-16 01:54 pm (UTC)"What's all this?" he calls out, watching the lights as he trots over to the bank of the water.
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Date: 2025-04-18 04:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2025-04-23 11:09 pm (UTC)If anyone asks you if you know where to find me, no you don't.
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Date: 2025-04-24 12:26 am (UTC)What's going on?
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From:After Astarion's graduation/disappearance
Date: 2025-06-02 05:23 pm (UTC)Saw that your man popped off for a bit.
You doing ok?
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Date: 2025-06-03 12:53 am (UTC)Least it's something to do.
I'm alright, just trying to keep her from doing something Stupid.
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Date: 2025-06-02 11:05 pm (UTC)Anduin says Astarion graduated and is gone. I'm making him search with me, top down.
Take Mae and go bottom up?
[She'll accept this possibility when she's ruled out just plain fuckery of the Admiral and the other Barge passengers.]
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Date: 2025-06-03 12:36 am (UTC)On it.
His door still there?
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Date: 2025-06-06 03:34 pm (UTC)I want ground rules. I'm gonna go first, then you can object to whatever and add what you want and we can figure out how this is gonna work without fucking us up and so I can just forget about it.
Okay?
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Date: 2025-06-07 12:32 am (UTC)What do you have in mind?
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Date: 2025-07-16 02:55 pm (UTC)Re: private audio
Date: 2025-07-16 05:38 pm (UTC)Yeah, sure. Whatcha got?
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Date: 2025-07-29 08:56 pm (UTC)When you get out of here, where are you going?
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From:After Sebastian murders
Date: 2025-08-13 07:17 pm (UTC)Slit her throat open.
[Just because they're not fucking anymore doesn't mean Sweeney thinks Jacob doesn't care. And he has the right to know.]
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Date: 2025-08-14 02:12 am (UTC)She awake yet?
You alone?
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